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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

It bothers people, and it's against the law.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

I mean, I call him doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

-What? -I think.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I was out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

-I don't understand. -Exactly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

I never had mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

...I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

6.3s

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.