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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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How long would a blind date last?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My mother's going out with this guy who leaves a jacket in her house.

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Stop being so concerned with looks.

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He is a fine dresser. I don't have to tell you he's quite popular with the ladies.

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Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills.

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Wait, wait, wait! I'll go with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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No, no. There's nothing wrong with her nose.

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- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

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It's a schnoz.

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- Are you coming with me? - Yeah, I have to. I'm your fiancé.

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Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Forget about it.

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What the hell is he doing he can't be on the floor with you and me?

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Elaine said I can stay with her another month till Tina gets back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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There's a lot of debris constantly flying around, a lot of...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...it was a pure reflex. The words...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- I hate the dentist. - It's a cleaning.

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She makes me read these moronic acting scenes with her, and I do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Yeah, he's quite a character.

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- It was a frame-up. - A fine man. He spoke often of you.