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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...with all these ball clubs flying around all season...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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At the health club, people are working out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...and they're training, getting in shape...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...but strangely, nobody's really getting in shape for anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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The only reason that you're getting in shape...

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...is that so you can get through the workout.

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So we're working out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...so that we'll be in shape for when we have to do our exercise.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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This is the whole thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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The other thing I don't get is why we're so careful...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...about locking up our dirty towels and smelly jockstraps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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What exactly is the black market on these disgusting gym clothes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...because he's got a short red jacket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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He must be the valet guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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But my stinking, putrefied gym clothes...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...I got one of these locks...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...you could put a bullet through it and it won't open.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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That stuff is safe.