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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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and find out that she has thoughts and feelings too.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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And one squidplatter, extra tentacles.

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And every girl a twin

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And every girl a twin

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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Two hundred and thirty nine pounds?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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One more and I'm a millionaire.

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with real thoughts and real feelings.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honor...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk.

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A tea-and-crumpets kind of thing.

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And inside was little Eugene's baseball glove.

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There's nothing between me and Princess Kashmir.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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And yet, I've led a solitay life.

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my clothes are smelly, and I'm tired.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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and he really made an ass of himself...

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- A family man? - Wife and three kids, sir.

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One glazed and one Scratch-'N-Win, please.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews.

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And Eugene Fisk-- my poor sucker of an assistant--

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E10 Comedy

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- Okay. Yep. - Cross your heart and hope to die?