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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm scared of being shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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It's like a game of tag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Two pair? Three of a kind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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And now, ladies and gentlemen of the press...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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No, an old friend of ours, Gary.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- That's right. - What kind of person is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Yeah. Hey, know what I'm thinking of doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You don't throw trash on the streets of my town.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...a new pair of reading glasses. - They're from Malaysia.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm preventing him from becoming one of those guys...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- I got nothing. - What do got? A pair of bullets?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...is more of a gesture than if you did say hi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm getting rid of all my fillings because that mercury's toxic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...and that big phony mat coming down on top of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...how sick I am of running around town looking for socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You ever look in the tub and see a fistful of hair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...so they can just let go of them every now and then.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm sorry. All right? I guess I was just thinking of myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke on me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So, what made you just call me out of the blue like that?