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South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3.9s

- Go on and go home, you fat chicken! - Dildo!

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

1.6s

No, Ike, go home.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3.8s

I have to go home without him, and my parents will kill me.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3.3s

...either going in or coming out of my ass?

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

4.3s

- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

4.4s

Trey, it's okay. Go ahead and tell them.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

5.1s

Damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! Screw you guys, I'm going home.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

5.4s

I have to help my stupid brother. If I go home without him, my dad will yell:

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

5.1s

- Now, you go and play in the fun snow. - Goddamn it!

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

2.6s

And they had big heads and black eyes.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3.6s

You guys are going a long way to try and scare me.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

2.7s

See? There is something funny going on.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

4.2s

You go to hell and you die! You'll have to take your seat.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

5.4s

And now our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

2.8s

- Yes, I have to go now. - Really, Kyle?

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

2.6s

- Find him! - Mr. Garrison won't let us go.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3s

Would you stop going on about your brother?

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3.6s

Wait! Where are you going, alien visitors? Come back!

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

4s

There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

3s

- Let's go find him. - "He can't think on his own.