My name's Chris Peterson, Americano.

Names are fine, aren't they?

Could you state your name, please?

Gorman, my name is Jim Gorman.

Ooh, but no last names, please, no.

You're the man with the mysterious code name, aren't you?

Go on, knock me on my ass with your mysterious name.

How do you know my name is Mr. Peterson and not Miss?

Well, then it's about time that they hired somebody with a burning desire to put their face up close to food and say, hey, what's in there?

Uh, well then, if you know my name, why are you trying to get me to say it, except perhaps to make me look silly?