I'm your long lost son, Emmett.

That is the way with our people.

Those days are gone, long forgotten, like my size four underpants.

We shun the ways of the outside world.

Well, normally, that's the way of our people, too.

After all these years, you finally let your guard down.

I guess I ought to accept your humble, simple ways.

I put his breakfast down this morning, and it's getting cold.

We went there when the health department closed down reptile land.

Besides, they just try to track me down and buy me back.

I want you to know that your simple ways will always be a part of me.

We are simple people and we shun the ways of your people with your pre-sweetened cereals and your

And I have to travel all the way to the Pennsylvania Dutch country to be reunited with my natural Amish parents.