A talking dog.

Dog her every step.

It's a great way to meet people.

The way she's been following and harassing me, that's not unlike the way I've been following you.

Her husband and two teenage sons beat the snot out of me and made me drink dog urine.

And it didn't feel good to me to have her following me that way.

17 beers a night and a nudie magazine bill that could pay for a shiny new trailer home.

I've been dogging a lovely woman's every step for the last couple of days and my feet are one big pussy blister.

You mean you're madly in love with me now the way I'm madly in love with you?

I never was the least bit interested in you, but you sure know the proper way to show a gal you love her.

Chris, I... Really, I'm very, very flattered, and you're very, very sweet, but... I feel that the best way to handle this is with total honesty, and... Well, I'm just not attracted to you.