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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

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I stay up late. I'm " night guy." Night guy wants to stay up late.

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"Getting up after five hours' sleep?" "That's morning guy's problem.

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That's not my problem. I'm night guy.

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I stay up as late as I want."

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So you get up in the morning, you're exhausted, groggy.

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"Oh, I hate that night guy!"

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See, night guy always screws morning guy.

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There's nothing morning guy can do.

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The only thing morning guy can do is oversleep...

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...so that day guy loses his job and night guy has no money to go out.

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Do you ever spit on anybody from here?

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No. You?

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No.

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- Do you ever think about it? - Yeah.

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Me too.

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- Hey. - Hey.

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- Well, I got it. - You got me the air conditioner?

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- What do you think? - Beautiful.

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What air conditioner?

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My buddy works in an appliance store. He got us 30 percent off.