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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I'll tell you, the sex...

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Because I'm so addicted to the sex, I'm helpless. I'll do anything.

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And I...

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...wood and lava.

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And has to try and get all the words on there...

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...and you wanna bring him the jacket.

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And I'm letting him win.

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And I know one other thing:

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And you must be Professor Von Nostrand.

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And bring back that box of Danish!

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And I really like her. I know that.

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- So I grabbed the guy by the collar. - Yeah, and I yelled out:

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...and so attracted to them physically at the same time.

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...two and a half feet up above everybody else.

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- And again, I'm not suggesting. - I know. They're good.

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Yeah, bowling's good, if you're really gross and ugly.

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Oh, no, he's gotta be two and a half feet up.

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Oh, no. He's gotta be two and a half feet up.

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What the hell is he doing he can't be on the floor with you and me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I've read your book, professor, and I was quite intrigued by it.