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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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I'm not giving him a bra.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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- Wanna bet? How much? - I'm not betting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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I'm not saying, "Go to the library and read the history."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Well, you can put one on this one:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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I'm leaving!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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I'm hip.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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"One hundred percent Lycra spandex."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Today's not cold.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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...on the ends all of these sentences! On this one! And on that one!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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He's not on drugs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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I'm allergic to mohair.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Yes, I'm impugning a continent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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- I don't wanna. - Not even once?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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No, but at one point, he did use the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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"Called for one. " I thought I'd heard of everything.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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If he's here on Monday, you're not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Well, I'm sure you'll find something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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- ...having a baby. - Okay, I'm excited.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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- ...I'm going in. - Be careful, Kramer.