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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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But that didn't happen to you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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What do you want to do when you grow up?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Hey, just like you pretend to be.

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-...back to-- -Yeah, yeah, we'll let you know.

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-Ellen. -Hey. I want you to meet Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Well, Mr. Peterman, do you want to--? -Two: CBS.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to introduce you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Yeah, Elaine, you should be there to document it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So I make a move to the door, you know?

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It is so sweet of you to take her out.

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You know what? Maybe I better talk to my friend.

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You know, give the people a chance to loosen up.

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If there's one person you should be able to hold down...

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Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Trying to pick out a new couch. You don't wanna know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, what part of your life do you want to start with?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-You want me to take notes? -Yeah, but get there after 9.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

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And by the way, when you get to that chapter about romantic escapades...