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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Have you ever had their egg salad?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I just never... I can't imagine anyone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I never made a man cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You'll never guess who I ran into.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You know, I have to eat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to tutor my nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He's been calling me for seven years. I never called him once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...and I don't have to see him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to wait for someone to die.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'll go if I don't have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Listen, Joel. There's something I have to tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to say something, with all due respect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Can I have my list back, please? - Here. Here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have that list now, so in case he calls, I just consult it...