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Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I'm J.C. And he's Michael.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Hi. We're the Rostens.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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"Rach, take down the lights," and put it on the refrigera...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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You give Rossy the remote...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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There's the waitress. Excuse me, miss.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...and peed all over the crossword.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Marcel. Marcel, give Rossy the remote.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I'm supposed to be the mommy?

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...but now I'm comfortable with the situation.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Your little creature's got the remote again.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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You can go. I'll get the information.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I can hear you through the ceiling.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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And that's the Chrysler Building right there.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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The birth part is just one day...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.

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...so she threw it under the bus.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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He keeps erasing the messages on my machine.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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- The woman who cuts my hair. JOEY: No.