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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- I am? - A secretary cannot make more...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So I am actually gonna have a secretary.

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My new secretary, Ada, came up with that one.

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I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What's supposed to be so attractive about fur?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?

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Men want women with shaved legs and armpits, plucked eyebrows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Then before we go out, we dress them up like a bear?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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To me, the only reason to wear fur...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...would be if you were trying to sneak up on another animal.

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You ever see those tribal hunters wearing the fur...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...with the other animal's head on top of their head, you know?

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I'm sure there's a moose looking at that going, Yeah. Looks good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Yeah. I'm gonna turn my back on this goofball with the extra head...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...because nothing's fishy there.

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I'll just keep drinking from the stream.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I've seen a lot of two-headed tigers with knees.

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- I get to do the interview. - It's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You were taking messages for your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And now someone's gonna be taking messages for me.