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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm heading for the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Except for one small problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need them for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...it just didn't make it for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's all set up for you to wait.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I got two for the Winslow tumour. I got two.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need it for after you read it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want to come up for a few minutes?

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I was in there for two minutes. He didn't do anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- She's too crazy for me. - All right. As long as you're okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I have no stomach for these things. - Do it like a Band-Aid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.