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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Darling, the tea is getting a little cold, sweetheart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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With a serial killer, it's safest to be a neighbor.

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."

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These neighbors, they're never disturbed...

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

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Just keep the music down.

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And women who fall in love with the killer.

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She's only upset when she finds out...

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

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No. Eight years isn't such a long streak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Get out. - Not since June 29th, 1980.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You remember the date?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That's why during the '80 vomit I was yelling to George: