Where's the other one?

Think of all we meant to each other.

That's the story of my life.

Isn't this the one kid?

This is Captain Bechtel of the Greenville Police Department.

What kind of crap is this?

True lovers would actually share their candy bars with each other.

You never meant anything more to me than any other Mark.

This is the Greenville Police Department.

Hey, what's this?

This is so much like the dating game.

This bitch is mine.

Let's waltz our way out of this sewer of petty distrust and closed-mindedness.

oh damn no this is all wrong oh my hat of the month selection i specifically requested the alternate this month the charming yet provincial peruvian gaucho hat this is the eighth derby i've gotten in a row well try as you might they just won't let you quit

And I need your help with this one, Gus.

What do you say we wrap this thing up?

There isn't really a tiger in this box, but doesn't it look exactly like there could be a tiger in this box?

Do you realize how pathetic this makes you all look?

By the time we learn in a couple of months we got the wrong broad, this whole affair will have blown over.

If that doesn't scare her, let's see her get by this.