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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm sitting there with a carrot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm living with Ethel Merman without the talent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know how you put up with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...to come up with a theme for their careers anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- We're just so thrilled with this place. - It's a dream.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah, and get this. I just got off the elevator with him and I tested him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The door.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The door...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What about the couch? - You like the couch?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You found the place. - You won the choose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...he's the crook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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What's the rent?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- The door? You left the door open? - I was bringing the spatula right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm on the case, buddy. I'm on the case.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Call the police. You really should call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You know the Englishman who lives down the hall?