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Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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...so I ripped her in half like a phone book.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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We cut 'em in half, stick a Virgin Mary in them and sell them as shrines.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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"He's a family guy"

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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"Lucky there's a family guy

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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That's Satan talking! You're a failure as a worker and as a father!

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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...and has a talk with his unemployed son.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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Third place, Peter Griffin and a stalk of corn.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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...a loving father, and, for some reason I'll never understand...

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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But in my eyes, you're a bunch of sinners and slackers...

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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I know what you're doing in there, and it's a sin!

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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Take back your job, and give your old man a hug.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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...and stick a tiny pack of smokes in his torn denim jacket.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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Peter, you've raised a fine family.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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I'm a damn good father, and that's more than I can say about you!

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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It even worked for Rosie O'Donnell and his father in A League of Their Own.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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Lois, lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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And from the looks of his midsection, he'll burn like a tire dump for all eternity.

Family Guy (1999) - S02E02 Comedy

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Hey, be a sport. Take the pills out of my pocket and put one under my tongue.