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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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There's always one location in your neighbourhood, one store...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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...that's constantly changing hands.

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Everybody has this in their neighbourhood. It's a leather store...

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...then it's a yoghurt shop, it's a pet supply.

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It's constantly changing. Nobody can do business there.

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It's like some sort of Bermuda Triangle of retail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Stores open up and then they just disappear without a trace.

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Nobody knows what happened.

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Eventually, when aliens land and the mothership from Close Encounters-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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The bottom will slowly open and all these store owners will wander out...

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...in a daze, going, I thought there was gonna be more walk-in traffic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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She thinks I'm nice.

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- Women don't want nice. - Amazing.

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I haven't seen one person go in that restaurant since it opened.

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- Poor guy. - Why is nice bad?

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What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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What's that smell? What are you wearing?

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What? A little cologne.

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Manly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- Monica wants me to wear it. - Why didn't you say no?