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1990
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Comedy
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decades
1990
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TV-PG
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titles
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
people
Jerry Seinfeld
(6)
Phil Morris
(3)
Jason Alexander
(3)
Michael Richards
(2)
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Jerry Seinfeld
(6)
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Cosmo Kramer
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.2s
How was Career Day?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
-Good day, gentlemen. -Yeah, bye-bye.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.9s
I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
...but they're not going away, Jerry.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5s
-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
What? What is going on? What is that about?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.3s
-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.
genres
Comedy
(16)
decades
1990
rateds
TV-PG
(16)
titles
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
people
Jerry Seinfeld
(6)
Phil Morris
(3)
Jason Alexander
(3)
Michael Richards
(2)
characters
Jerry Seinfeld
(6)
George Costanza
(3)
Jackie Chiles
(3)
Cosmo Kramer
(2)