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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Want a Christmas card? Want a Christmas card?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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All right, here. Here's your Christmas card.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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How come I didn't get a Christmas card?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Is there any Tampax in your house?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. I'm climbing the walls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...I'm sort of engaged.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Well, what, kind of like this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You know, Scent of a Woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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In all of Del Visto Becko?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You want a piece of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...would just crop up out of nowhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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What-- What kind of lives are these?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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What kind of a person are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...95 percent of the population is undatable?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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A dizzying array of textures and moments.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-Get out of here. -You're not paying.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Crissy, give me a shtickl of flouride.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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The rooster has sex with all of them.