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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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It's not too bad.

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...always thinks they're well, no matter how bad they are.

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You know, the really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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I'll tell you reason number one:

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As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?

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I have three cookies or four cookies...

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...or 1 1 cookies if I want.

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Many times, I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite.

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Just ruin it.

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And then I call my mother up right after to tell her that I did it.

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Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.

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Cookies.

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So what if you ruin it?

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As an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite...

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...there's another appetite coming right behind it.

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There's no danger in running out of appetites.

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I've got millions of them. I ruin them whenever I want.

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Look, Zigmond. Look at the sky!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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The planet's on fire!