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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.8s

Jerry, you ever have your sperm count checked?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.9s

Have you ever spent any time with these people?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

1.3s

I never thought of that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.8s

I never had lunch with my mother before. It's like a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.9s

Listen, if you ever wanna have kids, you shouldn't wear briefs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.4s

My first date ever with the Pacific Rim. I'm very excited.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.9s

I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.2s

...hanging up because he was having an affair with Noreen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.2s

- Come up. - I guess I just didn't realize it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.5s

What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.5s

Jerry, look, you gotta help. If I have one pair in my house, I'll wear them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.2s

Well, how many sperm should I have?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.1s

...Paul was convinced I was having an affair...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.4s

- I have no eye for fashion? - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.3s

Now whenever he answers the phone, I just hang up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.3s

I'm sorry. I must have dialled the wrong number.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.1s

She and I have had a very long talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.8s

Hey, Elaine, I heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.1s

First, I saw my mother. We had lunch together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.1s

Listen, I spoke to Paul and Noreen. They might be breaking up.