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South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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For crimes against this country, you are to be shot into the sun.

South Park (1997) - S03E06

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everyone has committed a crime here,

South Park (1997) - S02E11 Comedy

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What other crime in South Park?

South Park (1997) - S03E06

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by this crime and must be compensated.

South Park (1997) - S02E02 Comedy

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America's Most Wanted has reconstructed this crime...

South Park (1997) - S02E11 Comedy

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meant when he said this is not a victimless crime?

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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That was a hoot and a holler! Did you like that, South Parketeers?

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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You'll love this next episode. It's our favorite. "Tom's Rhinoplasty."

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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Mr. Garrison gets a nose job...

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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...a substitute teacher comes to South Park...

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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...and our boys learn how to lick carpet.

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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It's our favorite episode because we got Natasha Henstridge...

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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...to be the voice of the substitute teacher. She was in the movie Species.

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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We loved her acting.

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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We used to freeze-frame a lot of her acting on the VCR...

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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...and play with ourselves. We'd play "I'm Natasha Henstridge."

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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I'd close my eyes and pretend Matt was Natasha...

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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...then Matt would pretend I was Natasha.

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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But remember, if you play "I'm Natasha Henstridge" with your friends...

South Park (1997) - S01E11 Comedy

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...play it safe.