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South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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Back to the studio.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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The genetics ranch. To splice the pig's genes with my elephant.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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The beauty of mother nature.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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This is the new retarded kid.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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I'll kick you in the nuts!

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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What the hell do you want?

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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Let's open the phone lines for questions.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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...the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan..."

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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He's tearing up the house. Stop him!

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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He was with me the whole time.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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You have to take the special-ed bus!

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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I created things to make the world better.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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...and expect them to do the mattress mambo.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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You boys watch The X Files too much.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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I present to you the five-assed monkey.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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Never mind. There's been an incident at the ranch.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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That's the way we'll become perfect beings. Right, old Scratch?

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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Sure they would, if you get them in the mood.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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Now, children, gather around and watch the wonders of life.

South Park (1997) - S01E05 Comedy

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And now, a fireside chat with the creators of South Park: