I really do like Christmas.

Yeah, yeah, a likely story.

Say, I smell a story.

That's such a sad story.

I'm trying to watch my stories.

That's the story of my life.

I'm the ghost of Christmas yet to be.

Okay, here's the story in a clamshell.

I tell you this damn story every night.

I always love to scare them with that story.

We had a whirlwind romance, got married, the whole story forgotten.

That's just a little story I tell to make the children cry.

Remember, he did the same thing at the Christmas party when he came as Santa.

I better come up with a sweet little baby story, so they don't think I'm a raving psycho.

Now is that a bad sign?

It's known as a tap watch.

You just

Tap it now and then to get it started, and that keeps it from burning itself out by running constantly.

What a novel idea.

Boy.