Chris, there are food inspectors.

Rob Barnes, I'm the food inspector.

This is my food inspector outfit.

I tried to bribe the health inspector.

I assume you mean the Female Body Inspectors?

Those people should be called food, uh, inspectors.

The inspector never dated a woman under 250 pounds.

I tried to bribe the health inspector, all right?

The Female Body Inspectors are a little too busy

It's only for food handlers, food and food inspectors.

Food inspectors are the most evil, violent, vengeful people on Earth.

Chris, don't you realize this is the work of food inspectors?

We understand you are here to testify about illegal activities perpetrated by local organized food inspectors.

Why I think all the bad food inspectors should be put behind bars by Chris Peterson.

Mr. Peterson, we understand you were hired as a food inspector, even though you had absolutely no training.

See you, kid.

The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.

I have to choose my next words very carefully.

I'm telling.

What?