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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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A trip? Like to the beach? Because I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I've got an army to raise, and I must get to Nicaragua.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...but I love my family too much to risk their lives.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I was sent by my smart, beautiful, and still sexually appealing wife, Lois.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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He failed to thwart my escape into the outside world.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I gotta make things right for Lois and get this monkey off my back.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And I don't think you've got the grapes!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"Their plans somehow relate to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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When Meg and Chris turned one, I had so much to do, I missed everything.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...and then we can start the party, I hope.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And, Meg, today she wants you to be with the family.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Meg and I had a little father-daughter talk. - It seems to have worked.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I want to get the hell out of here!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"I alone had reached the target objective, thanks to the intrepidity...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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The more I try to make friends, the more people hate me.