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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

Chris, this is a big day for you. The day you become the man of the house.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.5s

The man in white. Of course.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.4s

I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.3s

The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2s

Hi. This is the right day, isn't it?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.4s

...right here in the safety and comfort of our own home.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.3s

Yeah. I'll never forget the day he was born.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.1s

We're also celebrating the day our family became whole.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.8s

For the love of God. Haven't any of you ever been in a cult before?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.5s

Day 171. I've sprouted another finger, counting the one from yesterday.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.2s

The only way you'll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.2s

...put me back in the womb!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.1s

In the whole world, you say?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.3s

Holy crap! It's The Children of the Corn!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.6s

So the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb, is he?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.3s

All right, men, the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1.5s

Not before the rest of us!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.6s

Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.4s

I don't think I'm in the right place.