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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I miss my mom. Me, too.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Wait. I was just bluffing. My wife has her heart set on this place.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Hold it! Lois may have had her heart set on this place...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I love throwing up.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- So, are we all set at Cheesie Charlie's? - Actually, I canceled the reservation.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I also miss my nads.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I must prepare for my journey.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I have 13 tickets now. Is that enough?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- God help you if I find pickles. - Henry, I have a lost little boy.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I mean, a party couldn't be any better if Jesus himself showed up.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Peter, this is the most wonderful celebration I could have imagined.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I got a deposit check for my kid's party right here.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...but I love my family too much to risk their lives.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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A trip? Like to the beach? Because I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I was sent by my smart, beautiful, and still sexually appealing wife, Lois.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Meg and I had a little father-daughter talk. - It seems to have worked.