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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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I should drop dead if she's not beautiful.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Not five.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She's not 6'6.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Being president of the condo is not easy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- I thought that you- - Not now. She's right inside.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Besides, it's not stealing if it's something you need.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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So you're not obligated. Go play in your game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Now, good night. -You're not sleeping in that shirt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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So how come you're not going over there for dinner?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? We use it. - If you were using it, we wouldn't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- You could do your comic routines. - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Don't sleep in there. Sleep in the bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- You'll be uncomfortable. - What about you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What about him? - Don't worry. He's comfortable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What happened?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What does that mean? - Well-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Where were they five years ago?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It just goes to show you, you never know what-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...to a vegetable. It could just take right off at any time.