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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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...to haul you out of your cushy lair...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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You're in a lot of trouble, buddy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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- What is this? - That is a lot of skin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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- Where did you get that? - That's one of mine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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Why did you take a picture of a mustard stain?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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Why? Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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...and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...the whole premise of your account.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

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...coming out of your breast pocket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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...the whole premise of your account.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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So, what's this job of yours?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E22 The Invitations

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"request the honor of your presence

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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Because of your giant wallet. Just get rid of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

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Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...of your chromedomus, which is what we-