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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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People smoke, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

My mother smoked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E22 The Invitations

1.5s

But you don't smoke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

2.6s

- What? - Nobody carries wallets anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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We couldn't carry on a conversation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.4s

I secondhand smoke two packs a day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

2.2s

She carries Entenmanns doughnuts in her purse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

4.4s

Yes, a purse. I carry a purse.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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You probably couldn't see because of the smoke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

1.6s

Give me a break.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

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That's the power of smoking. It's just this thing:

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You have to get them. I'm not carrying them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.8s

I did not break the seal. There was no breaking and entering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E12 The Caddy

1s

They could use the break.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

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- ... and she made me carry that box? - Who is Sally?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

5.2s

What am l, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten lsland?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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You carry doughnuts in your bag. You're not averse to pastry.