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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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I've never seen a pilot script this funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- Who? - Your old flame: Gail Cunningham.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Let me tell you who did buy it. We pitched this story...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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It's Jerry's fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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And I'm paying for this. She's my employee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- I thought your mother's paying for it. - And she slaves to earn every penny...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Yes, I'm bald, but I'm still a good person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- Where did you eat? - Pfeiffer's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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My cousin worked for Bouchard's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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What are you saying?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Well, you didn't hear it from me, but needless to say...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...if you go in there, stick with the consommé.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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You know, primaverais Italian for spring.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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So you were saying, about the script.