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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

2.9s

You know, they're faxing me the menus from some restaurants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.1s

- What do you mean? - I put that Chinese balm on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.7s

Into a cup in the middle of the day?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.1s

I need the secure packaging of Jockeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.8s

But what if I am? I'm the last male Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.5s

I feel like a naked, innocent boy roaming the countryside.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.3s

My boys need a house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.5s

What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2s

...depleted?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

1.6s

We're facing extinction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.8s

- I'm never gonna procreate, huh? - That's not necessarily true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

3.1s

Look, you gotta help me. I have to get off Jockey shorts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.1s

- What, you have low sperm count? - Very low.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

1.9s

Yeah!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

1.4s

Noreen's late!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.5s

The door.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

The door...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

3.9s

So you know the name now. The cat is out of the bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

1.7s

- We call it the- - The place to be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.8s

- The door? You left the door open? - I was bringing the spatula right back.