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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2s

...ate like an animal for two weeks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.3s

It's two bedrooms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

I mean, every two seconds:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.4s

- And what time is the funeral? - Two o'clock.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

1.7s

You gotta order it two days in advance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E19 The Jimmy

2.8s

Okay, so you were violated by two people...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

-He's a re-gifter. -She's a two-face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.9s

- I put you two right here. - Oh, okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

...but it's a two-bedroom, it's on West 83rd...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

5.9s

Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3s

Horneck took me. We're sitting two rows behind the bench.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

2.8s

...with two complete strangers who are more than twice your age?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I mean, if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.9s

It's been there two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

3.3s

Fax me some halibut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.9s

Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?