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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Don't tell your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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But your mother's bald too.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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No, your mother found it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hey, your mother's uglier than Hazel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- How can I take it? - It's your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Bill, how was your weekend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...but when we first met, I thought your name was Gary.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Mother******!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, how about for your stapler?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Actually, I met him in Switzerland...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hazel really puts your mother to shame. You know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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How come you keep tapping your head?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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How often do you cut your toenails?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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How about some for your keyboard, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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How do you know that one's yours?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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- And how was yours? - Oh, very good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Because great couples always have a great story about how they met.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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You know, I never even met the guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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- I'll talk to him. - Hey, how's your hair?