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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...I go out with the girls...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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I go out and there's girls in the elevator.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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Vanessa and the elevator.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the check.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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And this other one's the one?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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The checkbook comes out of a holster.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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And the second toe assumes control of the foot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...and all of the models went down there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and blades that are kind of serrated?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And they put it in front of you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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...along with a selection of cocktails and soft-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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...and she's screaming at the top of her lungs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...and you were standing there. You were looking out the window.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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...and see that look of disappointment on her face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...by the elevator and wait for her to come down for lunch.