Garden-hoser!

..this is the garden.

Big windows, lovely gardens.

-Maybe later. -The gardens.

You can skip the passages on his garden

Hey, Dad, what's the first line to Octopus's Garden?

Isn't it something like, hey little octopus, deep in the ocean, you have a pretty garden, can I borrow some lotion?

In every generation there is a Chosen One,

She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness,

She is the Slayer,

A lot of educators tell students Think of your principal as your pal.

I say Think of me as your judge, jury and executioner.

Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?

Well, it is quite a match between you two.

On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.

I didn't stab anyone with a trowel. They were pruning shears.

On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.

Well, that was never proven. The fire marshal said it coulda been mice.

Mice that were smoking?

The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events.