Interesting turn of events, huh?

I landed on one of those discarded beds from the classic TV series Love American style.

Let's waltz our way out of this sewer of petty distrust and closed-mindedness.

That's the story of my life.

A simple case of mistaken identity.

What kind of crap is this?

Yeah, well, you're kind of gross.

Putting a wasp nest on your head is fun, but everybody knows that's much more of a summer event.

Think of all we meant to each other.

Irma is just recently out of the slammer.

No, it's time for me to perform that most wondrous of morning tasks, the opening of the morning mail.

I'll just take an incy-wincy bite of that.

This is Captain Bechtel of the Greenville Police Department.

No, it was of Hardy Boy extraordinaire Parker Stevenson.

I just kind of drew a beard on it.

Look, kid, I got sort of faced last night.

You know, I am so sick and tired of people hassling poor innocent ex-cons at the drop of a hat.

I just love all those episodes of Beretta where he gave the driver's test.

I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind.

Man, he's got a couple of parents right in town.