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Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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"Two gross of skinny Elvis pens,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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"Two gross of fat Elvis pens,

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"Come with me,

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A mother with her children.

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His buns alive with magic.

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My only brush with destiny

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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We're competing with Graceland here.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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We're with 20th Century Shrines.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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and with pepperoni on his breath,

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And with men what they are today,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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wrapped in foil and serve with dry wine.

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and we should get on with our lives.

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"because I like a woman with tall hair."

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My husband, the man with the golden gland.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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what we've got here are rib roasts with nails.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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is surrounding your tootsies with those little brown potatoes

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He's the one person I'd cheat on Steve with.

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Yes, ma'am, but our problem is what we're dealing with

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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Hey, you're not gonna get me with that one twice.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E02

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Then, a gorgeous Martian with three big hooters comes out