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Married with Children (1987) - S03E15 Family

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then we're going to check into this little hotel we know.

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with other people in the house.

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Take it up with June Cleaver here.

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What did you do with our house?

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You have a date with him Tuesday.

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Good. I'll sleep with my mouth open.

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locked in a room with you all night?

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She couldn't turn a boy on with a switch.

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so we lower our standards and go with these two.

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How can he get that smell with only 10 toes?

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Oh, please let this be a bullet with my name on it.

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that you must have to beat the boys off with a stick.

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MAN [ON TV]: ...where glamour meets Dame Fortune.

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Here we are

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at "The Luckiest Man on Earth" party,

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and look, isn't that Joe Piscopo at poolside.

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Al, have you seen my ashtray?

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Oh, there it is.

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Yeah, I thought the beer tasted like your hamburgers.

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It's an old family recipe.