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Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

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We know as soon as you go:

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no matter what you say, no matter what you do, as long as you say:

Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

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I ain't got to worry. As much as I love you,

Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

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Know how you made a wish? You shook it till the words disappeared,

Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

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Because we know we can act different as soon as you go:

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Find somebody just as fucked up as you are and settle down.

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You be mad as a motherfucker too,

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As long as it's a PG. I hate scary movies.

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Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get.

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As much as that bread costs, don't tell me about Wonder Bread.

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They like it just as much as us. See, ladies sitting there going:

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They like it just as much as us, but they play these games.

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lt is the truth. And, ladies, as soon as y'all make that noise,

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Fuck, there ain't no such thing as a loyal man, you lying motherfuckers.

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And ladies like sex just as much as we do, guys, but they act like they don't.

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Soon as I got off the plane, they'd be like:

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I come and go as he says. Why, why, why?

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And it would be an asset to us, as American men,

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Get the fuck out. No such thing as a loyal man.

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Then we get a Hot Wheels racetrack and put that around our waist as a belt.