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How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy

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Because I'm the man who's taken the stench out of everything but shit.

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You all believe heroin was in the bag because cannabis resin was in the bag.

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because you're frightened of what you might see?

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because you've projected some of you into it.

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I was brought up to believe in that, and so should you, but you don't.

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I hardly see that I should be the one accused of being silly.

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and believe me, you're going to have a monster on top of you.

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You're quite wrong. I don't dislike you because of that.

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It's difficult for me to talk, because my sinuses are full of glue.

How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy

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because I'm all too aware of the tension you've been trying to conceal.

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but honestly, I assure you of its necessity.

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But then I suddenly thought of a pork pie.

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But worst of all, there'd be no more cars.

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You dislike me because I'm not one of those starved little tarts you exploit.

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But you've created a symbol of foul-mouthed authority instead.

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- but selling them was a piece of cake. - You're raising your voice.

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I don't know why, but I can't. I'm running out of headaches.

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You were drunk last night, and probably don't realise it, but you were out of control.