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History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Call the temple. Call the rabbi. Call Sammus Davis Jr.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I believe he did, sire.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I don't believe it! Josephus!

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I was listening to a lovely Hebrew Mass

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I love them. Pull!

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I can't behave like a king. I don't know king things.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I love quick-time harch.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Please, stop it! Can't you see the poor thing's in pain?

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I'm very excited about it. It's a new concept. It's called a centerfold.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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And so, music was born.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I hate violence. It's the one thing I detest.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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And here, in a cave somewhere in the North American continent,

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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These Papist persons plunge in, throw me in a dungeon

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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where, for public amusement, heretics and non-believers

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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is either in a steam room or a vomitorium.

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Your Majesty, I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Now, I asked in a nice way, I said pretty please

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I was at a friend's house. Check's in the mail.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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- In the car. - In the car.