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Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Well, the instruction book says

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Excuse me for thinking of our bank book

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The one with two legs cost $1.19 a pound.

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I once loaned money to a friend,

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I need one for the school talent show.

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for one week, steal from the kids, okay?

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One was being an astronaut

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Just for one week, Peg.

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He had one of those too.

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Why did we buy a house with only one bathroom?

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Uh, Peg, there's just one other thing.

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there was one thing I was good at.

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when I grew up, I would have one thing:

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And now I've got one of my very own.

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it would just be one more thing to dust.

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Twenty-one mil, and it's all gonna be mine.

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RADIO ANNOUNCER: And no one has won our big jackpot.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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the greatest bathroom in the world,

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and we each pose for a picture with the bowl?

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will increase the value of the house considerably.