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The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

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and... and I don't want any zombie turkeys.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

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I shopped and I shopped, and I still couldn't get happy.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

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And did I mention that the monster...

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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Perched and sat And nothing more

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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While I pondered Weak and weary

Married with Children (1987) - S03E10 Family

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and I was the one who told him

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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And the policeman on the phone said:

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror IX - S10E04

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But I look so youthful and hunky.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

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And if I was gay,

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

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and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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...and challenge your intellect.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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I was napping, and you came rapping And so faintly you came tapping

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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-Thy crest be shorn and shaven-- -I said

Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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And I have my secret weapon.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E10 Family

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and more often, I might add.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

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And the worst part is I spent them with you.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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Only this and nothing more

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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Darkness there and nothing more

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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Get thee into the tempest And the night's Plutonian shore

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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I flung a shutter With a flirt and flutter